This first-person narrator will utilize run-on sentences to tell a story, recounting a specific moment and its spinoffs in vivid details, emphasizing the breathless and chaotic nature of the narrator’s state of mind because she tends to pursue tangents, but previously some of her tangents went on for too long, so she has tried to control herself, this narrator did, and she sometimes confuses past and present tense because she gets too excited but she is going to say that is on purpose to contribute to the mood and tone of an aging Valley Girl, but just to be clear, she, this narrator, never was a Valley Girl, a farm girl, yes, but not a Valley Girl, but she really understands, she really does, understand, what can make people go and on always questioning themselves, offering TMI to justify their actions, being unapologetically opinionated, combining the tragedy and comedy of I-know-what-I-should-do-but-it’s-just-so-hard-to-be-perfect, and to make her point she will include a live link underlined in blue, for sure; I mean really, click on it and make sure your sound is turned on.
Brave woman to try an Oleato®! How was it? Now I want more coffee and I've already had my afternoon iced coffee!
It was ok, and I love EVOO, but I had to ask, "Why?"